Anonymous said: Do you have a playlist of good songs to have sex to?
Then I was like:
yes i have, listen Songs to Have Sex
Then I was like:
show no effort and I’ll show no interest
sike! i’ll continue to show interest and constantly be disappointed
my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
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am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life
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You laughed so charmingly once, I think that’s what first attracted me to you. That and your smile.
-Samuel Beckett (via quotemadness)